after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life
looking for: someone with a lot of money whose parents are nagging them to get married but they dont want that kind of emotional commitment. i will be your spouse and you can cheat on me whenever you want i dont even care. you can have an orgy in our bedroom. just leave me your credit card and buy me a corvette. i feel like this is a fair transaction.
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.
She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.
I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”
Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”
Dearly Beloved we are gathered here today to pay our respects to this little black girl for her boldness that lead to one the most painful and longest of ass whoopings in recent history
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
In first period tomorrow like
oh my fucking god
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
White people be like ..